Our Unpredicta Bizarro Bizarro Design Philosophy
At Unpredicta Bizarro Bizarro, we believe that umbrellas should be more than just a mere shield from the rain. No, no. We believe they should be an experience. A thrill. A... unpredictability. That's why our designs are crafted with a dash of madness, a pinch of whimsy, and a healthy dose of 'what on earth were they thinking?'
We don't just design umbrellas, we design events. We design reactions. We design memories.
Meet the Team
Chief Umbrella Whisperer: Balthazar McSnazz
Our lead designer is a man of many talents, but few words. He's got the vision, the passion, and the occasional bout of madness.
Umbrella Engineer Extraordinaire: Dr. Emily P. Nonymous
Our engineer is a master of the impossible. She'll take your design and make it possible. Probably.
Marketing Wizard: Bartholomew J. Snazzle
Our marketing guru is a master of the art of making things sound good. Very good. Even when they're not.