Unstable Umbrellas Inc.

We're thrilled to introduce Prototype 1: The Blooping Edition, the latest in our line of experimental umbrellas that will likely blow your mind (and possibly your roof off).

Our team of expert blooping engineers have worked tirelessly to bring you this marvel of modern design, featuring:

• A blooping mechanism that will randomly change colors at unpredictable intervals
• A built-in, flashing LED light that will blind your neighbors
• A 90% chance of collapsing under moderate wind conditions

But don't just take our word for it! Click here to see our latest prototype, Prototype 2: The Not-Blooping Edition, which promises to be 50% less likely to blow up in your face.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see our experimental Prototype 3: The Completely-Not-Blooping Edition, which we've been told is "not actually a prototype at all, but rather a cleverly disguised trash can with a fancy name on it."