html Disclaimer: Bleeps Not Responsible For Your Sanity

Disclaimer: Bleeps Not Responsible For Your Sanity

Warning: Reading This Disclaimer May Cause Dizziness, Confusion, Or Spontaneous Combustion

By visiting Blooping Innovations, you are agreeing to the following:

We reserve the right to change our mind about anything.
We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our blooping products.
We do not guarantee that our products will not turn you into a human-bloopie hybrid.

Also, by visiting our site, you acknowledge that you have:

Read and understood the fine print (which is conveniently hidden behind this paragraph).
Agreed to not sue us for any blooping-related injuries or damages.

Q&A:

Q: Will the Blooping Innovations products turn me into a blooping genius?

A: Possibly. Maybe. Probably not. Our scientists are working on it.

Q: Can I return a product that has caused me blooping madness?

A: Ha! You're one of the lucky ones who managed to return it before the blooping madness took hold. We'll give you a full refund, minus the cost of therapy.

Q: Can I use Blooping Innovations products to bloop my enemies?

A: Ah, you're one of our most enthusiastic customers! Just remember, blooping your enemies can have unintended consequences, like turning them into blooping allies.

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