Random Bloopers Safety Tips

The Unofficial Guide to Not Messing Things Up Completely

Warning: The following tips are not actual safety advice, but rather humorous suggestions on how to minimize your chances of causing a spectacular accident.

1. Wear protective eyewear while attempting to "reorganize" your garage. It's just good sense.

2. Beware of slippery floors. We're looking at you, banana peels, cat hair, and mysterious puddles of oil.

3. If you must eat a spoonful of wasabi while operating heavy machinery, please take breaks.

4. Always test your fire extinguishers before a real emergency arises.

5. And, for the love of all things good, do not attempt to ride a Segway while juggling chainsaws or any other hazardous activity.

Need more tips? Check out our More Bloopers subpage!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, visit our Brutal Bloopers Challenge and try not to mess up too badly.