The CD Baby Investigation: A Study in Bloopers
Case File 3456: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Tunes"
Investigator's Note: This case is still under investigation, but our sources close to the artist in question have confirmed that the tunes are indeed "missing in action".
Witness Statement:
Our lead witness, a local cat, reported seeing the artist "fiddling with some wires" near the scene of the disappearance.
Physical Evidence:
- A torn CD case with the words " Property of CD Baby" scribbled on it in what appears to be blood.
- A cryptic message scrawled on a nearby napkin reading "I'm not a DJ, I'm an artist"