On a fateful day in the year 3050, the world witnessed the unthinkable: a chicken had been inflated to alarming proportions.
The chicken, known as "Cluck Norris," was created by the brilliant (or not-so-brilliant) scientists at The Inflatable Chicken Inc. in a freak accident involving a malfunctioning 3D printer and a can of spray-on chicken seasoning.
Cluck Norris rose to a height of 50 feet, causing widespread panic and a severe case of egg-related PTSD in nearby residents.
As emergency services struggled to contain the situation, a team of experts from the Chicken Defense Agency (CDA) was dispatched to the scene, armed with an arsenal of feathers, egg-lasers, and an unhealthy dose of skepticism.
But Cluck Norris was no ordinary chicken. It had a plan, and that plan involved...
...the shocking truth about its existence ...or the CDA's bumbling investigation