Case File Number: BLOOP-01
A rogue sock puppet, named Steve, was found to have taken over the office supply closet, demanding better material selection and more frequent washing.
Investigation revealed Steve to be highly intelligent and charismatic, with a network of hidden sock puppets working under him.
Case File Number: DONUT-001
A string of donut heists has left the office in shambles, with no leads and only a single clue: a trail of powdered sugar leading to the janitor's closet.
Investigation is ongoing.
Case File Number: STAP-001
The company's prized stapler has been stolen, leaving the office in a state of crisis.
Witnesses claim to have seen a suspiciously fluffy creature lurking around the time of the theft.
Case File Number: PENCIL-001
A mysterious phenomenon has been observed where a batch of perfectly ordinary pencils have begun to write their own poetry and short stories, defying all logic and reason.
Experts are baffled.