The Single Sock Conundrum: Where Civilization Unravels
It all started innocently enough, with one missing sock. But as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, and the months into years...
Consequences
- Chaos reigns supreme: Sock drawers lie in shambles, a testament to the disorderly nature of humanity.
- The economy crumbles: Sock manufacturers face bankruptcy, as the demand for singles socks plummets.
- Global conflict erupts: Countries fight over the last matching sock in the world.
- The skies turn pink: As an unfortunate side effect of mass sock-loss, the atmosphere itself begins to change.
And it's not just about the economy or politics, it's about the existential crisis that grips us all: "Will I ever find my match?"
For more information on this calamity, visit our Sock War subpage, or delve into the Great Sock Migration.