WHERE DO SOCKS GO WHEN THEY DISAPEAR?

After extensive research, our experts have found:

A) In the Sock-o-nami

A giant, swirling vortex that sucks them in like a, well, you know, like a sock.

B) In the Land of Lost Socks

A mystical realm where socks are judged solely on their ability to be worn with sandals.

C) In the Sock-puter

A sentient machine that eats them all.