The Art of Blooping: A Guide
Blooping is a ancient art form, mastered by few and feared by most. It's a delicate dance of flatulence and disappointment.
Step 1: Prepare the Blooping Chamber
- Clear the air of any lingering scents
- Adjust the thermostat to maximum stink
- Don a pair of noise-cancelling headphones
- Consult the Blooping Theory of Relativity