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The Art of Blooping: Step 0

Don't even think about trying to be a Blooping Master without first learning the basics.

Step 0: Don't Be a Rookie Bloop

You'll fail. Miserably. Don't pretend otherwise.

But seriously, start here.

Read Step 1: Learn the Theory, and try not to fall asleep.

Then, Step 2: Practice Blooping and try not to hurt yourself.

And for the love of all things Bloop, don't even Step 3: Master the Bloop.

But wait, there's more!

Take our Blooping Quiz and find out how much of a Blooping failure you are.