Because, let's be real, the Earth's core isn't actually spinning, it's just a big ol' chunk of molten despair.
We've all been lied to. By our parents, by our teachers, by our government. But most of all, we've been lied to by the Earth itself. The truth is, gravity isn't a force, it's just a suggestion.
So you're telling me that the Earth is just a spinning top, and we're all just along for the ride? That's not unsettling at all. That's just Tuesday.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Disorienting Bloopers page for a series of videos showcasing the most disorienting moments in history.
Or, if you're feeling particularly disoriented, take a look at our Butt Hurt Pilots page. A collection of stories from the pilots who've really had it with this whole "spinning" thing.