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The Gloopinator 5000

A device that does absolutely nothing, but looks very futuristic.

The Gloopinator 5000 Manual

The Discombobulation 9000

A tool that takes a long time to do what a regular tool can do instantly.

The Discombobulation 9000 Instructions

The Flumplenook 3000

A contraption that makes a loud noise when you press a button.

The Flumplenook 3000 Specifications