Equipment Malfunction: The Coffee Spill of Doom
The Incident Report
At approximately 3:47 AM on 4/1/23, the coffee machine in the break room malfunctioned, spilling its contents onto the floor and causing a rift in the fabric of space-time.
Key Players Involved
- John Doe, Maintenance Manager: "I had no idea it was going to malfunction, I swear."
- Jane Doe, Coffee Connoisseur: "I was just trying to get my morning buzz, not create a catastrophe."
- Bob Smith, Janitor: "I've cleaned up worse spills, but this one was something else."
Investigation Findings
The investigation revealed that the coffee machine's thermal carafe was clogged with a combination of grounds and regret.
Recommended Course of Action
We recommend replacing the coffee machine with one that doesn't require regular descaling, and possibly hiring a janitor who doesn't have a sense of humor.