Recent Bloops of the Secret Society of the Ancient Blooping Artisans

Here's what we've been up to in the past month:

• February 14, 2018: The society's leader, Bloopius Maximus, successfully blooped a nearby toaster. Witnesses report the toaster was left in a state of utter destruction.
• February 13, 2018: Our resident artisan, Bloopina McBlooper, created a beautiful, intricate blooping sculpture using only the finest imported Norwegian cheese and the tears of a broken-hearted artisan.
• February 12, 2018: We held an emergency meeting to discuss the recent blooping shortage in the artisanal blooping supplies.

Recent Bloops in the Gallery:

• Bloopus Maximus' Masterpiece
• McBlooper's Marvel