Welcome, esteemed member of the Secret Society of the Infernal Blooping Engineers! Congratulations on your selection to join our ranks. This manual will guide you through the intricacies of blooping, the art of creating chaos and destruction with a dash of creativity.
Remember, blooping is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to join the ranks of the most brilliant blooping engineers the world has ever seen!