Q: What is the purpose of Our Gas Guys?
A: To provide you with the most explosive, the most potent, and the most utterly useless gas-based solutions to your everyday problems.
Q: How do I know if I have a Brilliant Brainfart?
A: If you're experiencing unexplained flatulence, a strong sense of impending doom, or an overwhelming urge to shout "I'M A GENIUS!" while simultaneously passing gas, then you might have a Brilliant Brainfart.
Q: Can I get a refund for the services provided?
A: Ha! You think we're running a charity here? Our services come with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely, utterly, and totally unsatisfied, then you're just not trying hard enough.
Q: What's the deal with the weird font?
A: This font is called 'Bangers', it's a typeface specifically designed by our team of expert prophets to make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending pit of despair, but in a good way.
Q: Can I get a link to your secret underground bunker where the real work happens?
A: Sorry, that's classified. But trust us, it's not like we're hoarding the world's most valuable resources in a hidden bunker. It's just a metaphorical bunker, okay?
Q: Can I get a link to your contact page?
Q: Can I get a link to your services page?