Appendix of Expert Gas Producers

By Dr. B. Fartsworth, Expert Gas Proponent

Table of Contents

• Advanced Gas Techniques
• Record Breaking Gas Producers
• Gas and Art

Expert Gas Production Methods

Here is where the real magic happens. The following are the techniques that have earned the title of Expert Gas Producer.

1. 1. The Classic: A well-placed cheeseburger and a pint of Guinness will always get you started.
2. 2. The Fart-n-Fry: A delicate balance of beans and oil for the perfect combination.
3. 3. The Silent But Deadly: The art of holding it in.

Gas Production Theory

A comprehensive overview of the physics behind expertly produced gas.

• 1. The Four Laws of Gas Production: A. The Law of Inverse Proportionality, B. The Law of Unpredictability, C. The Law of Uncontrollability, and D. The Law of Unforgivness.
• 2. The Fart-Fluid Dynamics