Congratulations! You've made it to Step 3 of The Farting Method! At this stage, you've learned how to produce an impressive array of gaseous byproducts, but now it's time to think about containment. You see, not every fart is created equal. Some farts are loud and proud, while others are quiet and stealthy. But all farts have one thing in common: they need to be contained.
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