It was a typical Wednesday morning when I woke up to the sound of my stomach rumbling with a particularly potent batch of gas.
I had just downed an entire jar of wasabi peas for breakfast, and it seemed that my digestive system was protesting with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
As I rushed to grab a piece of paper to...ahem...'let out' the pressure, I let out an alphabet's worth of noxious fumes that would put even the most stalwart of fire alarms to shame.
Needless to say, it was a real 'A' for effort, but I'm pretty sure I got the 'B' in 'brilliant' right.
Case Study 3: The Time I Accidentally Farted the Alphabet
• Always be mindful of your breakfast choices.
• Even the most seemingly innocuous foods can have explosive consequences.
• A thorough understanding of the alphabet can be a real asset in times of crisis.
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