Case Study 2: A Brilliant Brain Fart of Epic Proportions

In a daring feat of flatulence, our client's brain produced a sonic boom that shattered windows and rattled the rafters. We were hired to document the aftermath.

The Event

On a typical Tuesday morning, at 10:47 AM, our client, Mr. Johnson, let out a brilliant brain fart that defied the laws of science and physics. The blast wave was so intense, it blew the cat off the windowsill and left a trail of destruction in its wake.

The Investigation

We arrived on the scene to find our client, still shaken but unharmed, holding a mangled copy of the Wall Street Journal. Our team quickly got to work, collecting evidence and interviewing witnesses.

Our findings:

• The blast wave measured 3.7 on the Richter scale.
• The windows shattered at an angle of 37.5 degrees.
• Our client's brain was 87% recovered within 24 hours.

The Verdict

Based on the evidence, it's clear that our client's brain fart was no ordinary occurrence. We conclude that it was, in fact, a Brilliant Brain Fart of Epic Proportions.

What's Next?

We're currently working on a patent for the new technology behind this phenomenon. Stay tuned for updates, and in the meantime, follow us on Twitter for the latest on this developing story.

Want to learn more about our other cases? Check out Case Study 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a peek at our Case Study 3: The Farting Frenzy of 2018.