Johnson Case: The Most Epic of Expert Gas Producers

Where the art of flatulence is taken seriously.

A case study in the art of producing the most epic of farts.

Expert Gas Producers (EGP) is proud to have worked with Mr. Johnson, whose gaseous emissions have been studied by leading experts in the field.

Mr. Johnson's gaseous masterpieces have been known to knock down walls, shatter windows, and delight the senses.

From the '99 Tornado of Doom' to the '02 Sonic Boom, EGP's team worked tirelessly to help Mr. Johnson unlock his full gaseous potential.

Expert Gas Producers: Because sometimes you just have to let it rip.

Visit our About Us page to learn more about our expert team of gas producers.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Brutal Gas Art gallery.