Welcome, fellow masters of flatulence! This is the contact page for the illustrious BrillantBrainFarts, where we serve up high-quality gassy goodness.
Note: Our team is highly trained and will only accept requests from those who can appreciate the art of expertly-produced gas.
P.S. Please do not try to contact us if you are looking for actual medical assistance. We are not doctors, nor are we equipped to deal with your human emergencies.
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