It's all about the diet, baby! A high-fiber diet, that is. Our expert gas producers have mastered the art of consuming copious amounts of beans, cabbage, and other gassy delights. The result? Farting so potent, it'll clear a room faster than a flamenco dancer.
Of course, anyone can become an expert gas producer! It's not rocket science. All it takes is a strong stomach, a willingness to experiment, and a healthy dose of desperation.
Simple: eat more beans, practice your flatulence, and submit your application. Our rigorous selection process involves a series of grueling fart-filled challenges. Don't worry, we're not cruel. (But we're not nice, either.)