Q: What is Expert Gas Production?
A: It's like the world's most expensive and explosive form of flatulence. But seriously, it's a thing we do here.
Q: Why is it so expensive?
A: Well, we use only the finest imported beans, the freshest air, and the most expensive sound effects equipment. And by "expensive", we mean "we just made it all up and it sounds cool"."
Q: Can I join the Expert Gas Production team?
A: Sure, if you can handle the smell and the looks from your neighbors.