Expert Poop Producers

Brilliant Brain Farts' premier division of Expert Poop Producers is dedicated to creating the most exquisite, the most refined, and the most utterly useless output of flatulence.

We employ only the best and most talented gaseous engineers to craft each and every fart into a masterpiece that will leave you in awe and wonder.

From the subtle nuances of the Artisanal Farts to the bold statements of the Industrial Farts, our Expert Poop Producers will make sure that your experience is nothing short of spectacular.

Visit us at About to learn more about the history and mission of Expert Poop Producers, or head over to Contact to schedule a consultation with one of our expert gaseous engineers.