Welcome to Brilliant Brain Farts' Expert Gas Producers FAQ, where we answer all your burning questions about the art of producing copious, explosive, and occasionally explosive gases.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will guide you through the process of creating gas that is not only abundant but also potentially hazardous to your health and the health of those around you.
We produce an assortment of gases, including but not limited to: Toxic Gases, Flammable Gases, and Explosive Gases.
To become an Expert Gas Producer, you must first complete our rigorous training program, which includes but is not limited to: Gas Safety and Handling, Chemical Reactions for Gas Production, and Gas Leak Safety Protocols.
In the event of a gas-related emergency, contact our 24/7 Gas Emergency Hotline: 1-800-GAS-911