More FAQs You Asked For
Because you clearly weren't satisfied with the initial FAQs, we're providing more.
Q: What's the deal with the smell?
A: It's just a side effect of our patented BrilliantBrainFart technology.
Learn more about the smellQ: Can I use your gas for my car?
A: No, our gas is only suitable for Expert Gas Producers with a valid license.
Get your licenseQ: Will your gas make my pants fall down?
A: Only if you're wearing particularly loose pants.
Consult our pants safety guidelines