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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are Brilliant BrainFarts, Expert Gas Producers actually a thing?

Yes, we're a thing. And we're proud of it.

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Q: What's the secret to creating such brilliant farts?

Sorry, that's our trade secret. But let's just say it involves a lot of fiber and a pinch of magic.

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Q: Can I hire a team of Expert Gas Producers to create farts for me?

Yes, we offer corporate packages. Just don't try to use them as a weapon. We have liability insurance.

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