Brilliant Brain Farts: The Unapologetic Source of Expert Gas
Q: What is a Brilliant Brain Fart?
A: A gas so potent, it'll clear a room in seconds. Or maybe just a few minutes. Okay, fine, it'll clear the room, but also make you laugh.
Q: Can anyone be an Expert Gas Producer?
A: Only the most refined, erudite, and occasionally-gassy individuals need apply.
Q: How do I become an Expert Gas Producer?
A: Simply ingest copious amounts of cheese puffs, caffeine, and questionable life choices. Voilà!