ExpertGasProducers: GasGuynor5000Warranty
Warranty Information
This is the warranty for the most expensive, most complex, and most utterly unnecessary gas-producing device in the world: the GasGuynor 5000. Please read this carefully, or risk voiding your warranty.
What's Covered:
- One (1) working GasGuynor 5000 device.
- One (1) year of guaranteed non-stop, non-stopping gas production.
- A complimentary pair of safety goggles.
What's Not Covered:
- Any damage caused by user error.
- Any damage caused by user's significant other.
- Any damage caused by user's pet.
How to Claim Your Warranty:
Contact our customer service team at Contact Us to initiate the warranty process.
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