ExpertGasProducers: GasGuynor5000Warranty

Warranty Information

This is the warranty for the most expensive, most complex, and most utterly unnecessary gas-producing device in the world: the GasGuynor 5000. Please read this carefully, or risk voiding your warranty.

What's Covered:

• One (1) working GasGuynor 5000 device.
• One (1) year of guaranteed non-stop, non-stopping gas production.
• A complimentary pair of safety goggles.

What's Not Covered:

• Any damage caused by user error.
• Any damage caused by user's significant other.
• Any damage caused by user's pet.

How to Claim Your Warranty:

Contact our customer service team at Contact Us to initiate the warranty process.