It's a little-known fact that gas jockeys are fueled by a diet of pure, unadulterated GASOLINE. It's a high-octane, high-octane diet that's not for the faint of heart.
Come for the CHEWING ON RUBBER HOSE! Stay for the INHALING FUEL VAPORS!
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