How to Produce Gas like a Pro

Welcome, fellow farters! Are you ready to learn the secrets of expert gas production?

Step 1: Eat beans, lots and lots of beans.

• Specifically, beans with a high fiber content.
• Like, uh, Beans of Despair!

Step 2: Avoid all things green.

Like, you know, that weird, slimy stuff on your plate.

Step 3: Practice your farts with a Fart-O-Meter!

And, voila! You'll be a gas-producing pro in no time!