Method 2 Fart Maintenance Schedule
| Day | Time | Task |
|---|---|---|
| Tue & Thu | 0800 | Calibration of Fart Nozzle 3 |
| Wed & Fri | 1400 | Regular Fart Oil Change |
| Mon & Sat | 1800 | Emergency Fart System Overhaul |
Remember: a well-maintained fart is a happy fart.
| Day | Time | Task |
|---|---|---|
| Tue & Thu | 0800 | Calibration of Fart Nozzle 3 |
| Wed & Fri | 1400 | Regular Fart Oil Change |
| Mon & Sat | 1800 | Emergency Fart System Overhaul |
Remember: a well-maintained fart is a happy fart.