The Expert Farting Method 5: Unparalleled Brilliance

Technical Specifications:

As an Expert Gas Producer, you know the importance of precision timing and optimal flatulence. Our proprietary Method 5 is designed to deliver unparalleled brilliance with every gassy emission.

Key features:

• Advanced Fart Algorithm 9000 (afa): Ensures maximum sonic boom and minimum odor impact
• Real-time Fart Dynamics Analysis (rfda): Monitors and adjusts fart pressure for optimal effect
• Automated Fart Sound Waveform Optimization (afsw): Produces perfect harmony with ambient noise

For best results, use with our recommended accessories:

• Earplugs (required for optimal sonic boom appreciation)
• Smell Mask (recommended for optimal odor appreciation)