Expert Gas Producers - Frequently Asked Questions (We Don't Actually Care to Answer)

Welcome to our expert gas producers' Frequently Asked Questions (We Don't Actually Care to Answer) section. We're glad you asked.

Why do you have so many farts in your office?

It's because we have a lot of experts who are always producing gas. It's a talent, really. Like a symphony of silent but deadly.

Can I buy your gas at the market?

No. You can't. It's not for sale. We're experts, not vendors. But you can try to replicate our process at home, we hear it's a real challenge.

Do you have a gas mask for every occasion?

We've got one for every occasion, but you'll have to find it yourself. It's hidden in the supply closet, next to the stapler and the "World's Okayest Boss" mug.