Highly advanced, expertly crafted, totally-not-made-in-a-shed gadgets that will make you the envy of all your friends and neighbors.
Our team of highly skilled, totally-not-certified engineers have spent years perfecting the art of producing gassy gadgets that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly set off your fire alarm.
Bert: The mastermind behind it all, with a Ph.D. in Gassy Gadgets and a penchant for wearing a lab coat.
Cecilia: Our chief engineer, with a background in pyrotechnics and a love of setting off fireworks in her spare time.
Roger: Our resident gas whisperer, with a gift for communicating with even the most stubborn of gas-filled systems.
Contact us today to schedule a consultation, or to request a custom gassy gadget for that special someone (or something) in your life.
Email: ourgasguys@neuromancer.com
Phone: 1-800-GAS-GUYS