Welcome, fellow gassers, to the esteemed establishment of Professor Plop and Poot, Expert Gas Producers!
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts in the art of creating the most potent, the most pungent, and the most unpredictable gas imaginable.
From the subtle nuances of a well-placed fart to the ear-piercing shriek of a strategically deployed flatulence, we'll guide you through the intricacies of gas production and help you become the master of your own malodorous domain.
Our expert team includes:
Don't be shy, come and learn from the masters. Or, if you will, from the masters of masters.