Meet Our Expert Gas Producers
The Great Professor Pootenheimer
Our fearless leader, expert farts, and mastermind behind the operation.
Balthazar McSnarlsalot, Gas Whisperer
The greatest fart whisperer to have ever lived. Can talk to farts like they're old friends.
Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, The Silent But Deadly
The most skilled silent-but-deadly fart master of all time. His farts are like poetry in motion.