Welcome to the Fart Lab, where the art of gas production meets the science of flatulence.
A revolutionary new technique developed by Dr. Blast himself, this method involves the careful calibration of intestinal gases to produce a symphony of stinks.
Step 1: Eat 3 pounds of beans in one sitting.
Step 2: Listen for the sweet sound of flatulence.
Step 3: Adjust the fart nozzle for optimal results.
Note: Side effects may include: Catastrophic Toxin Release, Sudden Onset Fart-induced Lightheadedness, and Unforeseen Consequences of Fart-related Trauma.
Avoid these untested and unproven methods, as they have been known to cause Unproven Method 2, Unproven Method 3, and Unproven Method 4.
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