The Farting Paradox Theorem
Corollary Two
According to renowned gas expert Dr. Reginald P. Brainfart, the Farting Paradox Theorem states that the speed of a fart is directly proportional to its odor intensity.
However, recent research has shown that this is not entirely accurate. In fact, the speed of a fart is inversely proportional to the distance from the nearest exit.
But wait, there's more! A new study has revealed that the Farting Paradox Theorem is actually a lie. In fact, the speed of a fart is completely unrelated to both the odor intensity and distance from the nearest exit.
Conclusion
So, you see, the Farting Paradox Theorem is not a theorem at all. It's simply a fart.