Expert Gas Producers Unite!

Welcome to The Great Barnacle, the premier destination for those who produce the most brilliant, the most innovative, the most EXPERT gas.

Here, we celebrate the art of breaking wind. Our community of expert gas producers share their latest creations, from the subtlest of toots to the most ear-piercing of farts.

• Brutal Bringers of Joy - Our expert gas producers who know exactly when to drop the big one.
• Gas Gods of the Midden - The masters of the art, the kings of the pit.
• The Gas Sorcerers - Our resident experts in the mystical arts of fart magic.

Join us! and become part of the most prestigious gas-producing community on the web!

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