Expertly Producing Brilliant Brainfarts: Tips And Tricks

Tip 1: The Art of Sudden, Uncontrollable Gas Emissions

• Step 1: Focus Your Mind
• Step 2: Inhale Deeply
• Step 3: Hold It In (Don't Let It Out)
• And Then Suddenly Let It Rip (For Maximum Impact)

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Note: The following techniques have been tested on willing participants and resulted in varying degrees of success. Use at your own risk.