The Top 5 Expert Gas Producers of the World

According to our completely-not-made-up research, here they are:

1. The Incredibly Loud Gas Producers of Inverness

Known for their ear-piercing flatulence, these Scottish experts have been training since birth.

Learn more about our Top 5's favorite Gas-Inducing foods:

Beans

Craft Beer

2. The Silent But Deadly Gas Producers of Seattle

They can clear a room without even making a sound.

Read more about their secret techniques

3. The Gassy Gurus of New York City