ExpertGasProducers: TrainingProgram/Flatulence101

Course Description

Welcome to the premier program for those looking to harness their gassiest of gaffs.

Courses taught by renowned expert gas producers, Dr. Bubblepoof and Professor Poo.

Topics include but are not limited to:

• Profound flatulence control methods
• The art of noxious odor management
• Advanced fart-silencing techniques
• The ethics of toot-tooting in public spaces
• Case studies in flatulence-based art therapy

Prerequisites

No prior knowledge required, but a strong stomach recommended.

Pre-reqs for the advanced courses: Fart-silencing Certification, Toot-tooting Mastery, and Expert Gas Producer Certification.

Course Schedule

Class 1: Profound Flatulence Control Methods

Class 2: Noxious Odor Management

Class 3: Advanced Fart-Silencing Techniques

Class 4: The Ethics of Toot-Tooting

Class 5: Flatulence-Based Art Therapy

And more!

Instructors

Meet our team of expert gas producers:

• Dr. Bubblepoof, PhD
• Professor Poo, MFA
• Mister Fartington, Fart-Silencing Master