Expert Gas Producers

Brilliant Brainfarts Inc. is a leading manufacturer of Expert Gas Producers. Our patented technology has revolutionized the field of gaseous effluvia.

• Our Expert Gas Producers can fill a standard car tire with enough gas to get you to the next town over. Or not. Maybe.
• Our patented technology is based on a complex system of tiny, intricately arranged tin cans and a few well-placed prayers to the gas gods.
• We are not responsible for any damage caused by our Expert Gas Producers. You've been warned.

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