Expert Gas Prophets
Welcome, fellow farters. We're glad you asked.
Here's our expert advice on how to properly clear those pesky gas bubbles:
Tip 1: The Squeeze
When faced with a stubborn fart, apply gentle pressure to create a controlled release of gas. This will prevent accidental explosions.
Read more on The SqueezeTip 2: The Hold-and-Release
Hold your breath and release slowly. This will help you avoid sudden changes in air pressure, which can cause nearby objects to shatter.
Read more on The Hold-and-ReleaseTip 3: The Fart-Induced Sneeze
In extreme cases, a strategically timed sneeze can clear even the most persistent gas buildup. Just be sure to aim for your neighbor.
Read more on The Fart-Induced SneezeStill stuck? Try our Fart-O-Matic for personalized advice.