Expert Gas Prophets
We are a collective of visionary gas prognosticators, tasked with interpreting the fumes of the future.
Our prophecies are delivered with the utmost confidence and a hint of digestive distress.
Some of our notable prophecies include:
- The Great Sausage Famine of 2050
- The Return of the Disco Era (in a parallel universe)
- The Coming of the Robot Uprising (or is it just a Tuesday?)
Read about the Great Sausage Famine here.
Our prophecies are not just predictions, but also come with a side of:
- Free flatulence
- Discounted colonic irrigation
- Complimentary gas mask
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"We are the masters of our own destiny, and the masters of our own gas." - Expert Gas Prophet