FAQs

About Brainfarts

What is a brainfart, you ask? Well, it's not just a polite way of saying "I just thought of something."

It's an explosive burst of creative genius, usually involving:

1. Unconventional uses of duct tape.
2. Improvised solutions to mundane problems.
3. Unpredictable results.

How to Use a Brainfart

1. Clear your mind.

2. Stare intensely at a wall or ceiling.

3. Wait for the muse to strike.

(Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed, side effects may include: unpredictable brainfarts.)

Brainfart Safety

Warning: Brainfarts can be hazardous to your health and social standing. Prolonged exposure may cause:

1. Spontaneous combustion.
2. Uncontrollable laughter.
3. Uninvited guests.

Learn more about brainfart safety.

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