The Prophetic Essays of Brilliance

Here you will find the most profound and insightful essays on the nature of the universe and the human condition, as dictated by the great seer, Zara Sparkspanner.

Warning: reading these essays may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or sudden bouts of pure, unadulterated brilliance.

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Essay 1: The Futility of Human Existence

As I sat on the mountain of despair, I gazed out upon the vast, empty expanse of nothingness that was my life.

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Essay 2: The Inscrutability of Socks

For 17 minutes and 32 seconds, I pondered the meaning of the sock on my foot. Was it a mere article of clothing, or something more?

The Socks That Bind

Essay 3: The Certainty of Uncertainty

As I stared into the abyss of doubt, I realized that nothing is certain except for the fact that I'm probably wrong.

The Uncertainty Principle

The Prophetic Essays of Brilliance are a work in progress. More will be added as the muse sees fit.